You either want one, or, like me, you really don't, but either way it's a bargain at $13. The Oreo Cookie candle: "Get a whiff of Milk's Favorite Cookie! If you've ever wanted to trick your guests into thinking they just stumbled onto a tour of the Oreo factory, our deliciously-scented Oreo candle is exactly what you need! We suggest accompanying the scent with a few sleeves of Oreos for that full 360 experience." At the Oreo Gift Store, where what I really want (but need like a hole in the head) is the "OREO Cookie Embossed Faux Leather Tote", $30. (found via Thrillist)