“Hello,” I said as I stood up from my folding metal chair in the church basement. “My name is Angela, and I’m a cranky perfumista.” It was the weekly meeting of Cranky Perfumistas Anonymous, and around me sat a dozen or so men and women sharing my predicament: they were recovering perfume snobs. The group leader thanked me and then said, “Is there anything you’d like to share today?”
“Yes,” I said, “This has been a really tough week for me. You see, I have to do a review of Lanvin Rumeur 2 Rose, a limited edition Rumeur flanker.”
The group started groaning…