Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has launched two limited edition fragrances, Privilege and Pruno. The fragrances will be sold only "until Paris Hilton is released from the pokey".
Polished party-girl sleaze. This is a shameless scent, devoid of caution, regret, or introspection. This perfume reeks of tabloid glamour, and has no substance whatsoever. Armoise, tuberose, white citrus, rose absolute, oakmoss, tiare, tuberose, vanilla, linden, and lemon tree blossom.
Although this scent originated with fine plants and the pure essences, the final result is a grotesque, eerily empty caricature of a debauched, narcissistic would-be debutante.
Jailhouse hooch. Distilled in toilets, this vintage is comprised of chow line droppings, including oranges, apples, ketchup, and sugar.
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Privilege and Pruno are $17.50 each for 5 ml of perfume oil, and are available now at blackphoenixalchemylab. (found via theregister) You might want to buy quickly, there are unconfirmed reports that Hilton is already out of jail after only a few days.