Yes, it’s that time again! Even a faulty elevator can’t keep Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹, from her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2024. 

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I bought nothing this quarter, but I said that last year at this time too, and oops, I was wrong…

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2023, we bid you adieu. Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ wants to help you move into 2024 with a clean slate and a clean conscience. Do confess what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2023; Donatella’s mercy knows no bounds.

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My purchases…

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Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenitude,¹ is busy as ever (she helped Beyoncé dress for her birthday, then did retro checkerboard at Milan Fashion week, followed by a fiery political speech, and then she hosted an Icons dinner with Anne Hathaway) but she has a free moment now to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2023.

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My purchases…

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Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹ has finished up her collab with Dua Lipa and discharged her immediate duties as co-chair of Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Rocket Fund. She has squeezed in a few moments to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2023.

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My purchases…

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Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹ is busy busy busy, as always. She just finished her Hollywood show (and launched a new Versace Foundation and Council of Fashion Designers scholarship program for LGBTQ fashion students plus partied at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars Bash while she was in LA) and now she’s working on her Icons campaign with Anne Hathaway, but nothing can keep her from her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2023. 

Note that if you have javascript disabled, you won’t be able to vote in the poll, but you can still record your purchases in the comments.

My purchases…

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