Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹ is busy busy busy, as always. She just finished her Hollywood show (and launched a new Versace Foundation and Council of Fashion Designers scholarship program for LGBTQ fashion students plus partied at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars Bash while she was in LA) and now she’s working on her Icons campaign with Anne Hathaway, but nothing can keep her from her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2023. 

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Sayonara, 2022. Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ wants to help you move into 2023 with a clean slate and a clean conscience. Do confess what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2022; Donatella’s mercy knows no bounds.

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Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenitude,¹ now that she is done with Milan Fashion Week and attending The Clooney Foundation for Justice Albie Awards, is on to her next responsibility: her quarterly drop-in to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2022.

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Yes, Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹ is busy as ever, but the Met Gala (and her birthday) is over, Chersace is done and dusted, and Britney’s gown is in the bag. She has a free moment now to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2022.

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Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹, is tired after her appearance at last night’s Grammys (to say nothing of her recent visits with Britney and Simu Liu, and of course she’s still catching up on sleep after Elton John’s Oscars party, but nothing can stop her from her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2022.

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My purchases…

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