Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,1 is NOT going anywhere,2 and to prove it she is here, right on schedule, to check on her flock. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2018. Confessing is good for you.
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Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,1 is busy this year — bringing sexy back is not so easy as it looks — but she’s carved out a free moment to check in on her flock. She dearly wants to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of of 2018. Do tell all, you’ll feel better.
My purchases…
It’s April, and Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,1 is not at all pleased that I am a day late (again!) in summoning her to hear the confessions of her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2018. Do tell, you’ll feel better.
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Goodbye (and good riddance) to 2017! Do start 2018 with a clean slate and a clean conscience — Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Scented Excess,1 wants to know what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2017.
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