Another April! You know that when the crocuses fade and the daffodils show their pretty faces, it’s time for Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹ to stop by to hear the confessions of her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2019. Do tell all and Donatella is sure to show mercy.

My purchases…

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Adiós, 2018, don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Let’s start off 2019 with a clean slate and a clean conscience — Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ wants to know what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2018.

My purchases…

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Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ is NOT going anywhere,² and to prove it she is here, right on schedule, to check on her flock. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2018. Confessing is good for you.

My purchases…

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Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,¹ is busy this year — bringing sexy back is not so easy as it looks — but she’s carved out a free moment to check in on her flock. She dearly wants to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of of 2018. Do tell all, you’ll feel better.

My purchases…

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It’s April, and Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹ is not at all pleased that I am a day late (again!) in summoning her to hear the confessions of her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2018. Do tell, you’ll feel better.

My purchases…

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