Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹, is as busy as ever, what with keeping Versaceopolis populated with mermaids and raising money for Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation and declaring blonde banal and whatnot, but she would never miss her quarterly drop-in to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2021.

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Tax day might be postponed, again, but Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹, despite being awfully busy with her Medusa Power Talks and Shanghai pop-up, did not want to postpone her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2021.

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Is anybody sorry to see 2020 done and dusted? I don’t think so. Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,¹ kept herself busy last year, and now she wants to help you start the new year with a clean slate and a clean conscience. Do confess what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2020, you’ll feel better.

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And October rolls around again, as it usually does. Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹ having completed her beaching and kayaking holiday, and taking some time to think about sustainability, has a free moment to attend to her flock. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2020. She forgives all, so long as you confess.

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It’s July, and Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ is having a busy summer (reading on the sofa, but still) so is running a wee bit late, but she would never forget to discharge her duties to her flock. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2020. Confession time!

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