J&D's Foods (remember Power Bacon deodorant?) have introduced bacon scented underwear for men and women.
Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice - introducing Bacon Scented Underwear! Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It's like a hot frying pan in your pants.
Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex - and now new generations of Canadians won't have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won't know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.
J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear, $19.99 each.
(via jdfoods.net, found via cnet)
My hubby is Canadian, but he is vegetarian. This won’t be showing up on his christmas list. Thank God…
But you can always buy some for yourself 🙂
Well, if that part of me smells like bacon-I may be left untouched for sometime hahaha 😉
That just doesn’t appeal. In fact, I literally cringed.
I read once that men love and react to the smells of pumpkin pie and lavender. So…with Thanksgiving coming up, maybe some dried lavender on the table by the pumpkin pie will make it a fun holiday!
I’m in Oeillet Bengale today. Another that has grown on me. Although not carnation, it evokes it so well.
Not sure it is meant to appeal so much as to get attention 🙂
I already own a dog that sticks it’s nose into visitors’ crotches…it really doesn’t need this additional encouragement.
Ha, I think that’s in the “warning” section…
Yuck…just no