J&D's Foods (remember Power Bacon deodorant?) have introduced bacon scented underwear for men and women.
Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice - introducing Bacon Scented Underwear! Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It's like a hot frying pan in your pants.
Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex - and now new generations of Canadians won't have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won't know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.
J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear, $19.99 each.