Avon has launched Derek Jeter Driven Rush, a new fragrance for men. Driven Rush is a flanker to 2006's Derek Jeter Driven, and is the athlete's seventh fragrance for Avon.
You just scored the winning shot of the game. You soar up into the sky on a rollercoaster. You catch the perfect wave and surf right through it. It's that rush of power, that thrill of success, that influx of adrenaline. Experience the moment of ultimate triumph with this burst of cool blue mint, energizing cedarwood and masculine suede.
Additional notes include mandarin, chilled watery accord, violet leaves, sandalwood, mineral moss and amber.
Avon Derek Jeter Driven Rush is available in 75 ml.
(quote via avon.ca, additional information via press release)
Who the heck came up with this? Presumably the people who made the Avon fragrance “Derek Jeter” the best selling men’s fragrance in America are fans of the actual Mr. Derek Jeter (or at least buy it as gifts for fans of Mr. Derek Jeter.)
Anyone who knows anything about Jeter, knows that he is a baseball player. As such, he has hit more than his share of home runs and “RBI’s” (Actually, he has way, way more than his share of home runs and RBI’s*). Mr. Derek Jeter never scores the winning “shot” I suspect he is contractually barred from playing both hockey and basketball. Since he rather famously works in New York City in the summers he probably is not catching a heck of a lot waves,
Jeter has probably won more pennants and championships than any other active player. Why not a flanker called “Derek Jeter Champion”
or “Derek Jeter Victory”
*RBI is baseball short hand for “Runs Batted In” which a player achieves when his at-bat results in a running being scored, including when the batter has successfully helped a player already on base score
P.S. Also Jeter is not known for “rushing” He is known for being a “patient” batter, i.e., taking pitches, or deliberately swinging balls foul until he gets a good pitch to hit.
I thought they meant the rush you get when you succeed at something, in sports or otherwise.
More like Herpes Rash… Paris Hilton, the other and the other… Nevemind
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masculine suede, huh…..
’cause you don’t want any of that girly sissy suede!