Not my lemming, but just in case it is yours: Dolce & Gabbana's Precious Jewel Cage, which fits any of the brand's 100 ml Velvet Collection fragrances: "Inspired by the prestigious Dolce&Gabbana Alta Gioielleria creations, the Precious Jewel Cage cossets your favorite Velvet Collection fragrance with a golden-hued cage and cap crafted with fine detailing and adorned with precious multi-colored crystals. The bespoke two-piece accessory comes encased in an elegant black velvet coffret embellished with the signature Dolce&Gabbana golden plate." $1,950 at Dolce & Gabbana.