Available in Australia only, with proceeds to benefit the KFC Youth Foundation, KFC Inspired Surf Wax: "Get out there and conquer a monster with stability like never before. It’s like the Colonel himself carrying you on his shoulders. For best results, apply in the cool shade of a pine tree. WARNING: KFC Inspired Surf Wax is only for the smell and the swell. Not for eating. Do not consume." 65g is $13.