Today's lemming is courtesy of reader Coumarin (I stole it from Coumarin is probably more accurate): Ephemera Soap, by Maak Lab x Ghostly. "Ghostly has joined forces with Portland-based scent lab Maak Lab to produce a beautifully scented castile soap. Packaged as one, the slab of soap breaks into two perfectly sized bars revealing a cobranded stamp featuring the Ghostly and Maak Lab logos. With notes of balsam, vinyl, geranium, and black pepper, Ephemera is as aromatherapeutic as it is cleansing." The two bar pack is $10 at The Ghostly store.