Adding to their endless line of adorable cat-adorned goods, Felissimo is now rolling out a lip gloss that will not only give your lips a tint of color and shine, but leave them feeling just as if you’ve kissed a kitten’s nose. The “Neko no hana ni kisu shita mitai – hinyari ohana” lip gloss, which literally translates to “It’s like I’ve just kissed a cat’s nose – a pleasantly cool nose”, claims it recreates the cool, damp feeling a cat’s nose leaves after a “kitty kiss” nose-bump has been bestowed upon you.
— The new lip gloss features the "slightly sweet aroma of a bowl of milk set out for little kittens"; read more at “Kitten-milk scented” lip gloss promises to make you feel like you’ve just kissed a cat’s nose at RocketNews24.
Hmmm…imagines lab technicians developing this product:
Lab tech 1: *kisses kitten nose and swears loudly*
Lab tech 2: *applies first aid to Lab tech 1*
Lab tech 1: *applies lip gloss* hmm…no…no. Kitten noses are softer and more velvety.
Lab tech 3: *scribbles furiously on notepad*
Ha, yes, exactly!
Well, thank gawd they’ve not scented it with cat breath. Not sure about milk scented lip balm, though.
Truthfully, I think my usual reaction to the feeling of damp kitty nose is, “yuck, damp cat boogers” and the regret that I didn’t go for the ears or forehead.
Oh, I think if they’d scented it with kitty breath it would find takers!
I’m a crazy cat person, obviously, but I get enough cat breath on a daily basis to tide me over. It is a cute idea, though, and I secretly sorta want one because cat noses ARE freakin’ adorable.
Ok, I obviously don’t need this, but I can’t think of anything cuter than a kitty nose bump, and I love the idea of having a constant reminder of it. I even like milky scents, so this is oddly appealing to me.
This is adorable. Nose bumps and head bumps from cats are the best things.
Also,
http://demeterfragrance.com/kitten-fur.html
The kitty overlords seem to be making inroads.