If pickle flip-flops, brass knuckle bracelets, sneaker slippers, and leopard print nails weren't ENOUGH ways to get Snooki-fied, the Jersey Shore star is launching her first fragrance this fall.
—Read more, if you must, at Snooki Signs Fragrance Deal, Will It Smell Like Pickles? at MTV.
Nooooo!
Ha, but yes.
Definitely a sign of the fragrance apocalypse.
It can’t be the absolute bottom of the barrel?
I dunno, Robin… I can’t think of how it could get any worse. At first I thought the only way it could be was if they gave Lisa Lampinelli a fragrance, but then I realized, I LIKE Lisa Lampinelli, and would probably buy a juice with her name on it just like I did with Jenna Jameson’s juice (which was quite disappointing I might add).
Hahahahaha!
Exactly.
oh good lord! She’ll probably have very little to do with any part of the development of this. (thank you, perfume conglomerates).
Dollars to donuts says it’ll be a fruity-floral with sweet vanilla and white musk. ….a lot of white musk.
It should be a boozy, trashy, over the top scent that vaguely smells of suntan oil….
You forgot the hairspray…must be a strong hint of hairspray in there…
ewwwwww no thanks!
Should I feel embarrassed or happy that I have no idea who Snooki is? I have seen other references to her on the web, but I don’t have a clue.
You should feel proud that you are doing something more productive than watching trashy reality TV! Snooks is a member of the Jersey Shore cast. She is a delight, and an inspiration to little people everywhere.
Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi
I have never seen the show so don’t know much about her either except she’s obviously someone people like to make fun of.
My mother has never seen the show and yet she’s heard of Snooki and The Situation and The Jersey Shore. I’ve only seen what clips they’ve aired on The Soup. In general, and I’m not exaggerating here, most reality tv gives me anxiety attacks. Soap operas used to do this to me, too. I don’t know why. If Project Runway didn’t have the soothing influence of Tim Gunn, I probably wouldn’t even be able to watch that!
LaMaroc, I saw one of those little health news items somewhere on research indicating that very empathetic people often find reality TV way to real for comfort and simply too disturbing to watch. I’m guessing you have both empathy and good taste, so Jersey Shore is definitely contraindicated!
I’d never heard of her before yesterday but she sounds like fun.
Come on, y’all, I can’t be the only Snooki lover on here! That being said, I predict notes of Mystic Tan and pickles.
I live in the mainland town right across the bridge from Seaside…. so whatever Snooki’s perfume turns out to be, my airspace will be completely polluted by it. Superfund site, here we come!
Heaven help us. Here comes another fruity-floral. I must be getting old but Snooki’s success is horrifying to me. Where are all the classy women?
Emma Watson is more successful and popular than Snooki is…
Thanks, krok – it’s always better to see the glass as half full!
Jesus Christ!!! so it’s true, the end of the world is gonna happen in 2012
I’m surprised it took her this long to come out with a fragrance.
Her perfume is on HSN.com! LOL! It sounds a lot like Fantasy. Who wants some?! LOL! : ) http://beauty.hsn.com/snooki-3-3-fl-oz-eau-de-parfum-with-leopard-print-tote-bag_p-6599911_xp.aspx?webm_id=0&web_id=6599911&sf=bs&dept=bs0044&ocm=bs|bs0044&prev=hp!sf!dept
Just posted it — thanks!