DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My new boyfriend's place smells suspiciously like women's perfume. At first I thought it was another woman but I'm so hot I don't see how he would have time or leftover desire. Lightbulb! I finally got him to show me where the scent was coming from. He had a whole collection of women's expensive perfumes and he wears them when no one else is around. How weird is that? I don't care so much, except does that mean he's toying with gayness? [...] -- Boyfriend Has Girly Smell, Winnipeg
— Ha ha ha ha. Do go read the equally funny answer at Ask boyfriend why he wears perfume at the Winnipeg Free Press.