Jovan will launch new Satisfaction fragrances for men and women next month:
Now, Jovan enters a new era with the introduction of Jovan Satisfaction, a sexy new fragrance for men and women that guarantees to make a lasting impression. Whether you aspire to be stylish and sophisticated or cool and edgy, Jovan Satisfaction will give you all the tools you need to improve your love life, guaranteed or your money back!
Satisfaction for Women ~ "...combines sexy with sophisticated to create and alluring mix of exotic and sweet. This irresistible fragrance contains notes of sweet mango, lotus flower and warm vanilla and will tantalize the senses to give your confidence a boost." Developed by perfumer Françoise Caron.
Satisfaction for Men ~ "...offers a bold and masculine scent that will bring a new level of “satisfaction” to your love life. With notes of grapefruit, cardamom, cedarwood and amber, this sexy scent will surely make your sweetie’s heart skip a beat." Developed by perfumers Domitille Bertier and Juliette Karagueuzoglou.
Jovan Satisfaction for Women & for Men will be available in 15 and 30 ml Eau de Toilette ($12-18). (quotes via facebook.com/pages/Jovan-Satisfaction, additional information via happi)
Guaranteed, eh? Too funny. I can just imagine the complaints the returns counters will be flooded with.
I don’t know — at that price level, how many people will bother to return it even if they don’t like it? I mean, you can usually return perfume anyway, and not that many people do.
Goodness, stylish and sophisticated OR cool and edgy? Decisions, decisions!
I don’t know if I can trust a copy writer that doesn’t smoke
the same cigarrettes as me…
Oh, shoot, here comes today’s ear worm. . ..
Not a bad one though, as these things go.
Oh my goodness! “REAL” perfumers worked on these? Françoise Caron? Imagine the formula budget… about what, 25 cents per bottle?
Between this and the backstory to that Ilari (which made me do olympic-level eyerolls), I’m starting to think perfume is nothing more than a mate snare.
And is it just me, or is the first thing that comes to mind when looking at this various products sold in the, um, birth control aisle?
Maybe that’s what they meant by “all the tools you need to improve your love life.”
LOLLOLOL Joe and Kitty, you’re killing me!!! Shopping list: Jovan Satisfaction, condoms, chocolate syrup, candles, duct tape…..
leave the front door ajar and just wait……
Duct tape!
hahahaha
that sort of slipped in there….I guess once you’ve snared a mate with the Jovan Satisfaction, you’ve got to keep them “ensnared”, right?
I know, some days I really should stick to de-caffeinated brew…
Ack.
I know, my first thought was one of those new KY products.
Good old Jovan! I had a bottle of their Musk, I think it was, back in high school. They had some heavy hitters work on these; I’ll definitely give them a sniff in the drugstore.
Now just have to decide if I’m sophisticated or edgy…hm….
They had a “Whisper of Musk” way back when, which is what I wore in high school since I only had access to drugstore frags. Guessing it would be way too sweet for me now (not that it’s available), but I *did* get lots of compliments at the time.
I wish it was easier to find testers — I’d like to try some of them. Haven’t smelled any in years.
I bought a bottle of Jovan Musk about a year ago, and have to admit it works well to layer, so I wear it often. You can’t beat the price, and to me, musk is musk. (I know someone will vehemently disagree.)
I love that they claim to be entering “a new era” when that ad and those bottles scream “1980.”
Yeah! They’re kinda cool in a retro way! Maybe I’ll get my husband to dig out his Members Only jacket.
LOL @Members Only
This ad is so 80’s its so cheessy like those Harlequin novels I read as a teen.
Yep. I’m pretty sure it’s a stock Harlequin cover.
Mr. Aparatchick will be happy to know that I can have all the tools I need to improve my love life for the low, low price of $12.00. Guaranteed!
It’s true. That ad does not scream 2010.
Sound like somthing worth a sniff…..or two LOL
Ha.
I used to wear Jovan White Musk in high school and save the Givenchy for special occasions. It was a favorite of both my male friends and boyfriends alike, and it’s still quite nice today.
I do love mango, so for that I’ll have to try the one for women, but the one for men sounds good, too.
And really, who’s going to take these back to the drugstore and confess that their lovelife’s miserable with or without the garanteed help of Jovan Satisfaction? Especially the teen crowd? Really, I think my lovelife’s just fine, hence examples A, B and C sleeping peacefully upstairs.
Let us know how the new Jovans smell!
I can’t get no-oo satisfaction