I can't stand my girlfriend's new perfume. It stinks on her, but she thinks it's cool. She paid $50 for a little bit of it. It turns me off, man. I liked the way she smelled before -- it made me want to get closer. But this stuff is like stinkweed once it gets on her and she warms up.
— From the Miss Lonelyhearts column at the Winnipeg Sun.