From Noble Otter, Tis The Season Aftershave: "The tinsel is hung, garland spirals from bottom to top, and strings of lights are reflecting from multi-colored glass balls. All the while, the joyous scents of a freshly-cut Christmas tree float through the air as you place the lighted star atop your tree. Another holiday season begins as your family completes the long-loved tradition of selecting, cutting, and adorning the most beautiful tree you've ever seen...The fragrance and memories that only a pine tree at Christmas can provide are brought to you in this new and exciting release." Limited edition, $20 for 120 ml at Noble Otter.

Orbit aftershave, described as "built around the freshness of Eucalyptus, Rose and Frozen Space" (plus, bergamot, sandalwood, vetiver, among others), which sounds like something I could have used last week even without the shaving part. ("Orbit does contain a synthetic coolant that will last longer then your average menthol based aftershaves and it does not do anything to the fragrance. Perfect for hot summer days!") $21 at Noble Otter.