Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹, is tired after her appearance at last night’s Grammys (to say nothing of her recent visits with Britney and Simu Liu, and of course she’s still catching up on sleep after Elton John’s Oscars party, but nothing can stop her from her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2022.

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2021 will soon be but a distant memory, right? Right? Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ knows that failing is just part of the process, and now she wants to help you move into 2022 with a clean slate and a clean conscience. Do confess what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2021, you’ll feel better.

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Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,¹, does have other responsibilities (making Channing Tatum’s wildest dreams come true, designing for Fendaci), but she hasn’t forgotten her quarterly drop-in to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2021.

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Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,¹, is as busy as ever, what with keeping Versaceopolis populated with mermaids and raising money for Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation and declaring blonde banal and whatnot, but she would never miss her quarterly drop-in to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2021.

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Tax day might be postponed, again, but Donatella, Our Lady of Creative Perfume Math,¹, despite being awfully busy with her Medusa Power Talks and Shanghai pop-up, did not want to postpone her quarterly visit to hear the confessions of her flock. She’d very much like to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2021.

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