I am indeed tired enough that this looks really appealing: Sleep Body Oil Mist, from From J.R. Watkins. "The SLEEP Body Oil Mist by J.R. Watkins is a hydrating body oil that leaves your skin moisturized, soft, and glowing with every use. Infused with floral monoi (A.K.A. gardenia) and musky sandalwood for a relaxing and calming aroma and skin-nourishing ingredients." $15 for 142 ml at Ulta.
Another option for your holiday shimmer: Chanel's limited edition No. 5 The Gold Body Oil / Huile d'Or. (I know they did a similar product in 2017, and possibly there have been others as well.) "The bottle houses golden-colored fragments that appear weightlessly suspended. The nourishing formula imparts a soft, satiny veil and subtle sheen for a radiant result. Inspired by the silky blend of May rose and grasse jasmine featured in the original fragrance, the body oil brings the floral-aldehydic bouquet of the timeless scent to life with voluptuous flair." $100 for 250 ml at Nordstrom.
From Maison Francis Kurkdjian, Baccarat Rouge 540 Sparkling Body Oil: "The Baccarat Rouge 540 Sparkling Body Oil is a sensual conclusion to a beauty ritual, beautifying the skin with a floral, amber, and woody aura. This shimmering 24K gold scented oil is inspired by the secret of Rouge à l'or, an alchemy obtained by blending crystal and gold powder, leaving the skin delicately sparkled and scented." Available for pre-order at Saks, $195 (ouch) for 200 ml.
Tocca now has dry body oils ("Olio Sublime Profumato") in four fragrances: Stella, Florence, Giulietta and Cleopatra. $54 each for 100 ml, or there's a discover set with 1.5 ml vials of all four for $12, at Tocca.
I bet one of you has tried the Frangipani Monoi Body Oil from Elemis and can tell me if it is lemming-worthy? "Discover a skin-smoothing paradise with this ultra-hydrating body oil. Sourced from the beautiful coral shores of the Polynesian Islands, the superior blend of Frangipani, Monoi and Coconut oils intensely nourishes your body and restores peace and harmony in your mind. Skin is left looking smooth, feeling soft and smelling like a tropical paradise." 35 ml for $24 or 100 ml for $56 at Elemis.