Available in Australia only, with proceeds to benefit the KFC Youth Foundation, KFC Inspired Surf Wax: "Get out there and conquer a monster with stability like never before. It’s like the Colonel himself carrying you on his shoulders. For best results, apply in the cool shade of a pine tree. WARNING: KFC Inspired Surf Wax is only for the smell and the swell. Not for eating. Do not consume." 65g is $13.
Do sharks like fried chicken? ????
I don’t think I’d wanna find out……..
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Good point Bear. Might be like swimming with a pot roast tied to you. ????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Okay…in googling whether or not sharks would like the KFC smell, I discovered KFC does all sorts of wacky products. Like bath bombs in Japan or sunscreens that smells like their chicken. Of all of those, I think the surf wax would be best. No desire to actually have a scented body product that makes me smell like fast food….unless maybe it’s their biscuit.
Who knew?!
::scratches head::
:: looks around for list of signs of the end times::