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Mr Way Too Much Cologne Wearer

Posted by Robin on 24 October 2010 67 Comments

How is it that I've never seen this? Thanks to Joe (who says he found it at Basenotes) for the link. And thanks, Bud Light.

Filed Under: perfume in the news
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  1. Dixie says:
    24 October 2010 at 11:46 am

    Hmmmm….what do you think he’s wearing?

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    • jirish says:
      24 October 2010 at 11:50 am

      Mandom!

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      • Daisy says:
        24 October 2010 at 11:54 am

        LOL!!! you beat me to it! 😀

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      • Dixie says:
        24 October 2010 at 11:58 am

        I can’t believe I didn’t think of it!!!! LOL!

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        • Daisy says:
          24 October 2010 at 12:00 pm

          maybe you were distracted by his extreme manliness **snort**

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          • Dixie says:
            24 October 2010 at 12:43 pm

            Hold me back, Daisy!

          • Daisy says:
            24 October 2010 at 12:53 pm

            I’m TRYING!!! but he’s just so HOT! hey! stop biting!!

      • Robin says:
        24 October 2010 at 1:01 pm

        That has to be it. Splish splash!

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    • 50_Roses says:
      24 October 2010 at 12:33 pm

      Do you notice that in every shot where he’s putting on cologne, it’s from a different bottle? I suspect that he’s “Mr Way Too Many Colognes at Once Wearer”.

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      • Daisy says:
        24 October 2010 at 12:54 pm

        that just adds to his “Manly Mystique” ….. **running away**

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      • FOandW_oh_my says:
        24 October 2010 at 1:19 pm

        Well, that is one way of never smelling like “all the rest”! Individuality!

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  2. dea says:
    24 October 2010 at 11:54 am

    omg. this is the best.

    i love that he’s wearing that jacket in the last scene at the fragrance counter. totally.

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    • Robin says:
      24 October 2010 at 1:02 pm

      🙂

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  3. Above By Fred Miller says:
    24 October 2010 at 11:59 am

    “EVERYWHERE A SPLISH SPLASH!!!” LOL

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    • Robin says:
      24 October 2010 at 1:02 pm

      Someone had fun making this.

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      • Dolly2 says:
        24 October 2010 at 3:21 pm

        And we are having fun blogging this!

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  4. FOandW_oh_my says:
    24 October 2010 at 11:59 am

    Seems vaguely familiar to me, I think I know him. He smells like someone who works in my office!

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    • Daisy says:
      24 October 2010 at 12:03 pm

      Egad!!! this reminds of me of way back in school when I was working as a receptionist at the School of Nursing a rep came in (a man) and brought with him a choking cloud of fragrance…..shook my hand….after he left it was like the cloud was lingering and lingering…and then I realized it was on my hand !!! ARG! scrub scrub scrub! It was awful.

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      • FOandW_oh_my says:
        24 October 2010 at 12:11 pm

        Scrubbing is good, except sometimes you can’t scrub up your nose. I truly believe some scents crawl up there and get stuck. At least it seems so – but just sometimes.

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      • Dolly2 says:
        24 October 2010 at 4:48 pm

        Thank goodness you were not put off from perfume after such a upsetting experience.

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    • Aparatchick says:
      24 October 2010 at 1:09 pm

      Hilarious video, but sadly true.

      He smells like someone who worked right outside my office. A FEMA auditor who was definitely in the splish-splash category. Thankfully, he was only there for two weeks – two weeks in which I kept my desk fan pointed at the door. Ghastly!

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    • fleurdelys says:
      25 October 2010 at 10:14 am

      I think everyone who works in an office has a colleague like this. I especially like “Haven’t got time to shower? Not to worry! You’ve got four gallons of cologne, and a plan!” OMG! Really glad I wasn’t drinking coffee while watching, I would have snorted it all over the screen.

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  5. sunnlitt says:
    24 October 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Unexpected laughs for a Sunday morning!!
    Thanks so much!!
    I might even watch it again for anything that I missed….

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  6. gina67 says:
    24 October 2010 at 12:30 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  7. Queen_Cupcake says:
    24 October 2010 at 1:40 pm

    My former boss, who used to soak himself in Old Spice. When he spoke to you–even across a desk!–gusts of his cologne would wash over you with every movement of his jaw!

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  8. Owen says:
    24 October 2010 at 1:51 pm

    he sprays it on his FACE !
    never put perfume on your face, even if it’s a splash bottle (unless aftershave is specifically for the face?), always the neck or wrists. I spray my neck. it will dry out your face and maybe cause breakouts 🙁 also I read that skin sprayed with perfume that is exposed to sun can over time go discoloured and age quicker. so your face is the last area you want to age quicker.

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    • 50_Roses says:
      24 October 2010 at 2:24 pm

      If you spray it on your face, it could easily get in your eyes as well, which is definitely not a good thing.

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      • kaos.geo says:
        24 October 2010 at 3:11 pm

        It is a trend..spraying on your face with your eyes open… like the Avril Lavigne Black Star commercial! 😉

        https://nstperfume.com/2009/06/19/you-will-always-be-a-black-star/

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    • Daisy says:
      24 October 2010 at 2:35 pm

      don’t forget—-his goal was to cover every square inch of his amazing manhood……

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      • Dolly2 says:
        24 October 2010 at 3:20 pm

        Which is exactly two inches….. What you be thinkin’?

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        • Daisy says:
          24 October 2010 at 3:24 pm

          Ha! overcompensation thru cologne use??

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          • alotofscents says:
            24 October 2010 at 3:47 pm

            HAHAHA. I bet he only applied it to his manhood once.
            I myself have applied to much cologne if I fear my hygiene is questionable-like the french used to do. I don’t think this guy is french somehow.
            The appeal is everyone knows this guy.Leave it to me to analyse it to death.
            It’s just freaking hilarious.

          • alotofscents says:
            24 October 2010 at 3:52 pm

            …and the gold chain-of course he has a gold chain.

        • Dolly2 says:
          24 October 2010 at 3:52 pm

          Alotofscents- I wonder if it hurt. Funny, how those of us without certain things are curious of those with.
          I’m sorry-can’t stop laughing!

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    • rziest says:
      24 October 2010 at 11:30 pm

      Anything with citrus oils can be photosensitizing, so if your fragrance has any you could end up with a surprisingly nasty sunburn as well!

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      • FOandW_oh_my says:
        25 October 2010 at 10:49 am

        Ouchie!

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  9. Haunani says:
    24 October 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I loved the look on his co-worker’s face. 🙂

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    • Joe says:
      24 October 2010 at 3:13 pm

      Exactly… and the way she was discreetly holding her nose.

      I confess, though… I’ve covered my nose with a hanky on the bus due to some passengers’ non-perfumed smells.

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      • 50_Roses says:
        24 October 2010 at 4:14 pm

        I think I’ve read that that was one of the reasons women used to perfume their handkerchiefs back in the day. If she encountered someone a little too aromatic, she could discreetly hold her hanky to her nose.

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  10. Dolly2 says:
    24 October 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I am really digging the singer with the 1970’s David Cassidy hairdo.
    Groovy!

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    • RuthW says:
      24 October 2010 at 7:27 pm

      That singer is David Bickler, the former lead singer of 80’s band Survivor!

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  11. alotofscents says:
    24 October 2010 at 3:50 pm

    You know it’s bad when even the taxi driver can’t stand it.

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  12. Dolly2 says:
    24 October 2010 at 3:56 pm

    What I have been encountering the last few years are the younger men marinating themselves. Choke!

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  13. jo says:
    24 October 2010 at 4:08 pm

    OMG OMG OMG OMG……….

    i think i am going to die laughing…….

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  14. Benj says:
    24 October 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Ahahaha, absolutely classic. I actually know a guy almost exactly like this…I feel guilty by association.

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  15. Dolly2 says:
    24 October 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Benj- Unfortunately I have passed many men like this. Don’t feel guilty. Maybe you can help your friend.

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  16. Dolly2 says:
    24 October 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I’m guessing you would need a gas mask to be around this man and to get drunk on the beer to wipe out the memory!

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  17. twinpeaker says:
    24 October 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Oh my God, I think this might be me…..I have notice one of my co-workers lighting an incense stick moments after I enter the office suite…in the hall…outside my door.

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    • Joe says:
      24 October 2010 at 10:40 pm

      That seems like it would compound the problem, not alleviate it. Good lawd!

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  18. rziest says:
    24 October 2010 at 11:31 pm

    Oh my god, DAD???

    (though to be fair, he’s kind of always pulled it off!)

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  19. msleslie says:
    25 October 2010 at 1:16 am

    It is very funny but I don’t understand why Budweiser thought it would make their beer more appealing to anyone; I don’t get who the target audience is. Also I think it is hard to know how much scent is enough since we are at the epicentre of it, and can’t step away to check. I like how the guy embraces scent, though! He just needs a kind word in order to moderate his usage.

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  20. vixgirl says:
    25 October 2010 at 6:13 am

    i have just recently had a guy like this staying in my apartment. i could smell his cologne from 20 metres down the hall .. and even though he’s been gone for nearly a week our spare room is still deeply ingrained with it. and guess what cologne? cool water. lucky, lucky me.

    (hello, by the way! this is my first time commenting even though i’ve been reading your blog for years .. how shaming that this is the first time i’ve joined in the chat, argh ..)

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    • Karin says:
      25 October 2010 at 9:27 am

      Welcome vixgirl! 🙂

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    • Daisy says:
      25 October 2010 at 10:59 am

      We’re glad you’re here….just sorry it was fragrance-trauma that brought you! You’ll probably need to shampoo the rugs.
      If he was spraying cologne the over spray might be the cause of the lingering odor.

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    • Dolly2 says:
      25 October 2010 at 2:26 pm

      Welcome!

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  21. dvemp says:
    25 October 2010 at 8:41 am

    Well I read your blog for a long time now, but that actually made me register. 😀 I am lol-ing so hard right now. My Dad is also the same – complete lack of sense 😀

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  22. RusticDove says:
    25 October 2010 at 9:14 am

    Too funny! Classic. Bud Lite does a series of commercials like this and they’re all amusing, but of course this is my favorite one yet! 😉

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    • Daisy says:
      25 October 2010 at 11:00 am

      Ha! yes…but they don’t make me want to drink beer….of course, there’s NOTHING that makes me want to drink beer….

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      • RusticDove says:
        25 October 2010 at 12:51 pm

        I absolutely hate light beer, but there are some beers and ales that I do enjoy [especially Chimay, a Belgian ale made by monks that’s wonderful stuff]. My alcoholic beverage of choice is a nice wine though – preferably a good full bodied red. Hey – rich and full bodied – just how I like my perfume! 😉

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  23. Karin says:
    25 October 2010 at 9:31 am

    This actually made me go hmmm…do I offend with my perfume? I worry about this sometimes. We can all point to “that guy” or “that woman” whom we encountered in an elevator or wherever that reeked of perfume. Is “that guy” or “that woman” us??? Just a reminder to be discreet with scent! Which brings up the question, how much is too much???

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    • FOandW_oh_my says:
      25 October 2010 at 10:51 am

      Oh oh, now you’ve done it!

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    • RusticDove says:
      25 October 2010 at 1:10 pm

      Well, I prefer some sillage, but I do try to be careful when applying perfume as I realize that I’m probably appreciating it much more than most people I’m encountering. HA! But generally, I’ll apply to both wrists, behing my ears and decolletage area on my scent devouring skin. So that’s an average of 5 spritzes. I realize that would be too much for many folks. Uh-oh – I’m the female version of “Mr. Way Too Much Colgne Wearer” guy. 😉 [When I’m wearing a massive fragrance such as Champagne de Bois or Like This – 3 spritzes usually suffice – wrists and decolletage.]

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      • RusticDove says:
        25 October 2010 at 1:18 pm

        And I think this is the perfect place to relate an experience I had last week in the supermarket. A woman stopped me and said “Forgive me, I hope I’m not being rude, but I have to ask what perfume are you wearing?” I assured her she wasn’t being rude at all, said I was wearing 31RC and told her a little bit about it. She then said “It smells so beautiful – and I could smell it as I was approaching you!” Which then worried me a little and I said that I was probably wearing too much in that case!! She assured that wasn’t so, and that she had a good sense of smell, but I wondered if she was just being gracious.

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        • FOandW_oh_my says:
          25 October 2010 at 1:59 pm

          Wow! I really love 31 RC. Is it really sillage”y”? I don’t know – my nose is not trustworthy on that level and no one I know wears it. Perspective is absent. I use 1 or 2 spritzes. Spray once on wrist, mix with other wrist, and swipe behind ears. If it dries out before I get all the way around, I’ll use the 2nd spritz. Please tell me I’m not killing everyone around me.

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  24. jennyanydots says:
    25 October 2010 at 1:14 pm

    LOL! I love these ads. This is first I’ve seen this one though. I love how the guy nods his head as he is dousing himself at the fragrance counter.

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  25. Celestia says:
    25 October 2010 at 3:09 pm

    He’s not a bad looking man if he keeps his clothes on! Perhaps he’s eastern European (I’m Hungarian). He does look very 80’s though which makes it funnier. The whole video is great but the part that hit home was the fragrance counter because that’s where I’ve worked for 15 years. Inevitably there’ll be a person like this who douses him/herself from head to toe with even more than one fragrance. The places that they spray range from beard to pits, waistline, inside of coat is huge, and innersoles of shoes. They’re testers, not a public shower!

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  26. Flora says:
    25 October 2010 at 10:10 pm

    I love this! But I have only ever heard these ads on the radio, no idea there were TV spots too! This one’s a classic! 😀

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