2019 is over, and not a moment too soon. Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,1 wants to help you start the new year with a clean slate and a clean conscience. Do confess what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2019, you’ll feel better.
My purchases…
It’s October, and Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,1 having completed the 20th anniversary celebrations of The Dress, is turning her attention to the spiritual needs of her flock. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2019. You’ll feel better after you tell all.
My purchases…
It’s July! Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,1 having honorably discharged her duties as Stonewall ambassador, is turning her attention, however briefly, back to our little corner of the internets. She is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2019. Do tell all!
My purchases…
Another April! You know that when the crocuses fade and the daffodils show their pretty faces, it’s time for Donatella, Our Lady of Fragranced Forgiveness,1 to stop by to hear the confessions of her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2019. Do tell all and Donatella is sure to show mercy.
My purchases…