"Eczema Honey's Skin-Soothing Cream is crafted with a blend of premium natural ingredients such as 1% colloidal oatmeal and organic honey, for their moisturizing and soothing benefits. This restorative cream protects and helps relieve minor skin irritation and itching due to rashes and eczema." Available in regular (with almond oil) or nut-free (without), $30 for 113g at Ulta.
I am still on Hurraw, because doesn't this sound nice? Jasmin Vanille BalmToo: "Metamorphosis complete. A squeezable, vegan, true balm (no water or hydrogenated 'butters') that melts into skin and absorbs quickly. BALMTOO is not a lotion; just a smidge is all you need for anywhere application: face, fingers, neck, toes! One tube is equal to approximately seven sticks of lip balm." $29 for 30 ml at Beautyhabit. (Other tempting flavors include Lemon Balm Coconut, Neroli Almond and Sandalwood Fir.)
From Yu-Be, Yuzu Pure Hydration Cream: "Experience pure hydration as you bathe in the refreshing floral and citrus aroma of the Yuzu Pure Hydration Cream! Give yourself the pampering you deserve and rejuvenate your skin with this exquisite moisturizer that's been carefully crafted with Japan's golden citrus treasure, the yuzu fruit. Just as powerfully hydrating and nourishing as the Original Formula, but made specifically for sensitive skin users." $18 for 40 ml at Beautyhabit.
UK only, but I can still wish, right? Lime Bounty body butter from Lush: "Dreamy lime and coconut cream. Use lavishly all over the body, treating low circulation spots like the thighs, hips and tops of the arms to a generous smattering and drift away on a little reverie of skincare goodness..." In 100 (£9) or 225g (£16) tubs.
More cheap thrill options from Jergens: the new(ish) Skin Smoothies. "Treat yourself to delicious, all-day moisture. This Jergens Skin Smoothie lotion, which blends a bursting citrus fragrance of sweet pink grapefruit & freshly squeezed pomelo, treats your skin and your senses. Infused with cocoa & shea butters and a boost of vitamin E, this formula leaves skin healthy-looking and smooth. Find your flavor and let your skin drink it in. A Refreshing Drink for Your Skin." In Avocado & Apple, Pink Grapefruit & Pomelo or Cucumber & Melon, around $6 each for 295 ml at Walmart.