From People I've Loved, the Rose Air Freshener: "Love Stinks. From the mustiest corners of our hearts, this air freshener makes a great gift for the romantic / anti-romantic person in your life. Hang it anywhere that needs a little freshening up—it smells like a rose!" $6 at Beautyhabit.
Honestly, pretty darned cute.
Worth it if you have to work yourself up to free shipping at Beautyhabit 🙂