Perfume as birth control: discuss. If you couldn't use contraception, then what about Gingham (Back off. I'm a tablecloth), Tweed (Put it away if you want to avoid sustaining wool-worsted burns to 90 per cent of your privates) or In Love by Norman Hartnell? (Is there a greater ardour-dampener than a scent devised by the Queen's dressmaker?)
— From Perfume: a trip to the dark side at the Telegraph.