Yep, it's here. Sex Panther. The press release, in its entirety:
60% of the time, it works every time. Omni Consumer Products, a product development company who released the market-crushing energy drink Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator, has announced an addition to its line of movie-licensed products in Sex Panther Cologne. In development with manufacturing partner Romane Fragrances, and Paramount Pictures, Sex Panther Cologne is now a reality; available for sale now at http://www.sex-panther.com/.
Officially licensed from the Will Ferrell movie Anchorman, Sex Panther Cologne is a uniquely-formulated men's fragrance, designed to be as instantly recognizable and upscale as the infamous name would suggest. The bottle is a refined silica glass, with triple black velvet-matte ceramique spray, and the cologne itself is a formidable scent, with crisp overtones of sandalwood, pine, vetiver, and a clean base of dry, rich mahogany.
"Sex Panther Cologne is the exact embodiment of what a real cologne should be," said Omni Consumer Products founder, Pete Hottelet. "The fragrance is clean, fresh, and extremely manly. Manly like eating a bowl of cereal doused in motor oil, consisting mainly of shavings from the Apollo moon lander and Richard Petty's championship 1970 Plymouth Superbird. Manly like walking into a bar and ordering a screwdriver -- made out of actual screwdrivers. It's designed from the ground up to make you popular with the ladies; human ladies, to be exact. So I hope that's what you're into."
Sex Panther Cologne joins Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator, the first-ever movie-licensed energy drink, which launched in November 2007. Sex Panther extends the concept of reverse-product-placement even further, and raises the bar for licensed products by providing a high-quality, great smelling cologne at a reasonable price ($29.99).