Avast, me hearties, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day!
I've always loved Talk Like A Pirate Day in theory, but sadly, I don't speak Pirate (and if you don't either, you can cheat with this nifty English-to-Pirate translator). But that doesn't mean we need ignore the holiday altogether. Go ahead, nominate a fragrance for that most famous pirate of all, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Personally, I don't care what fragrance he wears so long as he shaves off that silly beard, in which case he'd look just like Johnny Depp, wouldn't he? And Johhny Depp would be just perfect in Monocle + Comme des Garçons Scent One: Hinoki.